And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. It was sad. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" Get First Photography Job I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. They were a bit late. I can't think of anything!? For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! ", and translated it to German. I am back. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. Here goes. They couldn't stop laughing. AhhhI see your confusion! I wonder if I've made the world record? I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. On top of that, I sometimes worry that I'm oversharing or not making . They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. Oh, well. How To Make A PDF *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! SEEYA! I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. I hope not. You don't belong here. Men, of course, had no complaints. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. Well. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. Each insult is 100% original created by our AI insult robot. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? No? 48 min ago I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. S&P 500 Company Slogan Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. Then it would be okay. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! Being a dick to me won't make yours bigger. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. 24 min ago The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! Alrighty then. Event Name Generator Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. Okay, quote is done. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor . That was the high point of the entire trip. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. No. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. You dankish clack-dish plonker. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. This, of course would expand the market for such products. He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. Sometimes I just do this, you know? Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! | 0.63 KB, C | What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. 8. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. CAT CHOW!!! And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? Don't Ignore Sites? You are foul and disgusting. Think about it. (Next exciting commercial! i bet you're voting for sanders, communist scum. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. January 13, 2023 Performance by Ujala Qazi. As long as the bear blends in, you know? That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. Aren't you happy? The events of Neo's dream unfold. Or CRAP, for short. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. Now, wasn't that entertainment. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. Email Blasts Guide Out loud. Just how much time do they have on their hands. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. Seeya! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. She HATES and FEARS it. Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. MOOSE! Login . I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. (There's probably drugs in it). If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. Swipe File Drake thought it was fire and I guess I did too. You can copy and paste these art pieces using the buttons below each piece. How do you PROVE something is not infinite? Okay. It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. I know. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. I'm back. You don't know who Squirell is? Not my family! *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) Good. This is just way too much of a change at once. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. | 0.24 KB, HTML | Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. Just like all those reports people have to do. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. ME: Yep. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. You are a technicolor yawn. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. Hmmmmgood question. This is chaos. This is too frustrating. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. 10 min ago But never senile. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. I rule the Internet! You have a couple of address lines shorted together. Is it possible to make less sense? No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! It gave me new insight into how weird I am. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. But, what would be the fun in that? We need to act now! It's okay. Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. Social Proof I's can get to my site again! People need to make the time to waste time. There ARE aliens. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. Today, I was checking out some weird news. *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. I SEE YOUR GAME! I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. A copypasta is a chunk of text that has been repeatedly copied and pasted on the web. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. Clincher Sentences That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! You cannot DEFEAT me! Yes. Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. 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